In the beginning, life was simple... boys had cooties, end of story.

But at some point we stopped being the elementary kids daring Emily to touch Jake's arm and we started turning on each other, firing lies and rumors to make ourselves seem like the most attractive dating option against our friends. We had our first walks into schools as a couple, first kisses, first fights and first heartbreaks. Dating was exciting and new and for some true love came fast, elementary flirts became high school sweethearts. For others, we get trapped in a pond full of frogs and we continue to kiss these slimy mouths waiting for our princes to arrive.. 

That's my life.. a line up of slimy frogs. 

They say you have to kiss a few frogs until you find the one.. but I've looped through "few" at least 3 times, maybe some people are meant to love frogs?